From http://www.critshot.com/forums/showthread.php?s=2ba56d061fd990fa2e874695ea18258c&threadid=6690 (Reprinted with permission!) ------------------------------------------------------------ LotR chatlog: "Return of the King" chat log by Tyrfiel ------------------------------------------------------------ That was easier than I thought...enjoy! -------------------------- Aragorn: all join my bg for ML6 Aragorn: Gandalf will be treasurer Pippin: why not me? Gandalf: because none of us have forgotten about how that palantir disappeared a couple raids ago Gandalf: is Denethor coming, Pip? Pippin: he's logging on now Theoden has joined the battle-group. Aragorn: Theo! you bringing horse lords to ML6? Theoden: i dunno. was thinking about it Aragorn: we're leaving in 10. get to MT Pippin sends, "MT?" You send, "Minas Tirith." to Pippin. Pippin sends, "ah kk" Theoden: nah i think i'll pass Theoden has left the battle-group! Aragorn: bah Gandalf: Pippin.../send Eomer that we'll get RPs for ML6 Aragorn: ?? Aragorn: do you? Gandalf: pfft no lol Gandalf: watch and learn Ara Pippin: one sec Pippin: done Eomer has joined the battle-group! Theoden has joined the battle-group! Eowyn has joined the battle-group! Oethar has joined the battle-group! Aventhe has joined the battle-group! Eowyth has joined the battle-group! Dernwyn has joined the battle-group! Aragorn: wb Theoden: which way to the glory? Eomer: let's do this thing Denethor has joined the battle-group! Denethor: afk a sec...dinner Pippin sends, "omg i hate playing at Fara and Den's place" You send, "why?" to Pippin. Pippin sends, "Denethor eats like a pig" Pippin sends, "makes me sing songs, too" You send, "sorta tmi lol" to Pippin. Aragorn: sam, frodo, you joining us? Gandalf: they're prolly busy Gandalf: been questing for three weeks straight on ML9 i think Aragorn: freaking powerplayers Gimli: commoners are so overpowered Gandalf: ah crap Aragorn: what? Gandalf: scouts say orcs inc to MT Aragorn: bah Aragorn: ok everyone gear up for keep defense at MT Gimli: everyone get yer asses to pellenor fields Gimli: asap! Gandalf: just our asses? Gimli: yes :P Eowyn: Aragorn would you like to go to the chapel and get married before the fight? =) Aragorn: well... Eowyn: 'Twould take only a moment! Aragorn: elves are really more my thing Aragorn: i'm sorry Eowyn: :*( Eowyn: Relogging...brb Gimli sends, "did saruman cancel?" You send, "no clue" to Gimli. Gimli sends, "guy just disappeared...weird" Meriadoc: 26 commoner lfg Meriadoc: ... Meriadoc: anyone? Theoden: sorry, meri, you're a little low Gimli: &j2l i'll take him Gimli: nm grp full sorry Meriadoc: :( Dernhelm: I'll take him in my group. Theoden: suit yourself Elrond has joined the battle-group! Elrond: Aragorn, come to Lord's Tent. Aragorn: brt Elrond: here, take this Aragorn: Anduril! Isildur's Bane! Elrond: (whoa, not so close to the face) Elrond: you've had encounter credit for years Elrond: now...make this artifact become what it was meant to be! Elrond: oh, here are the scrolls. Elrond: farmed Skyros Earth Razers for weeks for these things Aragorn: farmed what? Elrond: never mind, just keep your sweaty man-hands off my daughter Aragorn: haha Aragorn shakes his head no at Elrond! Samwise: mr. frodo i don't trust this creepy loincloth lurikeen! Samwise: he means to ruin us! Frodo: no, sam. Frodo: he may be a level 12 lurikeen strangely averse to a proper pair of pants Frodo: but he needs to do the MLs too Gollum: yes! master is good! Gollum: gollum will not screwsies up ML9 step 10 Gollum: with big pit of hotsy fire to push you in Gollum: i mean, to fall in, purely on accident...lol heh *cough* GOLLUM! GOLLUM! Frodo: see, sam? Frodo: he's totally trustworthy Gollum: /evil grin Samwise: there! there, did you see that? Frodo: see what? Samwise: BAH Gandalf: INC ORCS Gandalf: INC ORCS Gandalf: INC ORCS Legolas: standing here, atop the keep... Legolas: the wind's gentle fingers draw from me a solitary tear... Legolas: for my eye laments, as it beholds beauty and destruction alike... Legolas: (but mostly beauty for i am beautiful)... Legolas: ...and looks upon 65534 foul fgs! Gandalf: zerging bishes Gimli: hello, population balance. Gimli: i'm gimli Gimli: i don't believe we've met Aragorn: orcs don't zerg Aragorn: or so they say Legolas: we cannot defeat such a wave of foes Gimli: you could 1-shot them all Legolas: :P Gandalf: any ideas? Aragorn: hmm. well... Aragorn: i really need to, uh, chat up a bit on IRC Gandalf: now? Aragorn: um, yeah...you know...NOW Gandalf: ?? Gandalf: OOHHHHHHH, right. NOW. Gandalf: /wink /wink /nudge /nudge Gandalf: go to it Gimli: x-realmer! Aragorn: shut up foo gandalf has lead brb Faramir: OW damn orcs hit HARD Faramir: i'm the only one left standing in my grp Denethor: my son! he has fallen. Pippin: well, not yet Denethor: come to Lord's Room Faramir: could use a heal Denethor: no! i am a terrible father whose pride will be his downfall. do what i say. Faramir: ok Gandalf: trebs up, plz Pippin: masonry merch is up Gimli: wtf is masonry merch? Pippin: the guy who sells small buildings to shoot at ppl Gimli: K#jjing cool Faramir: one AE and i'm toast Faramir: heal? Denethor: no! our line ends here, my son Denethor: an end of shame, misery, defeat Pippin: and indigestion! Gandalf: look, we can solve this with one insta heal Denethor: NEVER! though i am resentful and impotent, i am the leader of Gondor! Denethor: Aragorn has long had his eyes on my throne! Gandalf: well, he's sort of, you know, THE HEIR TO THE THRONE Gimli: ...you moron Gandalf: thank you, Gimli Gimli: np Denethor: denied rightful leadership of Gondor, i will delete Y-E-S Denethor: and cancel my acct and faramir's Denethor: and forever more play only PS2 and XBox games like Tony Hawk and GTA Faramir: heal plz Denethor: silence, you! Denethor has demoted Faramir to Gimptastic! You send, "GM is freaking out, bro" to Gandalf. Gandalf sends, "you should see the officer msg boards... :P" Denethor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Denethor: WHO HEALED FARAMIR?! Denethor: ow Denethor: um, i just got nuked pretty hard Denethor: heal? Denethor was just killed! Denethor: ack Denethor: uh guys i sort of fell off the keep wall Denethor: rez? plz? Gandalf has removed Denethor from the battle-group. Faramir: thank you Gandalf: np Gandalf: change your password, your dad's nuts Samwise: mr. frodo! oh dear oh me mr. frodo! Gandalf: what's up? Samwise: a big spider killed him Gandalf: yeah, Shelob Gandalf: did you guys even read the quest notes i sent you? Samwise: yes we read the quest notes :P Samwise: i lagged because i was sad Samwise: then i guess the spider aggroed mr. frodo Samwise: but he didn't see the 'Shelob prepares to cover you in plastic wrap!' message Samwise: so he didn't /use the Light of Erendil in time. :( Gimli: damn dude that sucks Gandalf: so you guys released? Samwise: no, i soloed the spider Gandalf: wow Gandalf: she's like level 70 Gimli: /sings the 'Overpowered Commoners WTF' song Samwise: i just /used the Light in time Samwise: and triggered my Feisty Gardener RA Grogdar was just killed by Gandalf! Frhgknat was just killed by Gandalf! Thokgrag was just killed by Gandalf! Pippin: when did you respec to staff Gandalf? Pippin: uh, and sword Pippin: what class ARE you anyway? Gimli: 8L4 haxxor is what he is Gandalf: ;) Ghrhagkr was just killed by Pippin! Pippin: OMG OMG OMG OMG Pippin: i KILLED AN ORC! Gandalf: yes now go...feed Denethor or something Pippin: /barf Theoden: inc elephants Theoden: inc elephants Gimli: elephants?? Gandalf: check patch notes Gandalf: they changed Dream Sphere Gimli: ^#k1 You just killed Frognart! Your Camouflaged Elven Cloak of Weatherproofing has gained experience! Eofran was just killed by Witchking! Eobran was just killed by Witchking! Eotran was just killed by Witchking! Eodran was just killed by Witchking! Eomer: Witchking spam :/ Theoden: i thought he retired Gandalf: guess not Eogran was just killed by Witchking! Eolran was just killed by Witchking! Theoden was just killed by Witchking! Theoden: crap Eomer: NO! Theoden: gah Theoden: lagging.... You friend, Theoden, has left the game! Eomer: Theo LDed :( Gandalf: LD death bleh Witchking was just killed by Dernhelm! Dernhelm: GRRRRRRL POWER! Eomer: nice work Dern Dernhelm: Meriadoc helped. =) Meriadoc: Wasp's Sting and Hornet's Sting for teh win :) Eomer: uh you a girl irl? Dernhelm: <-- Eowyn =) Aragorn sends, "dude i told you she was a guy" Eomer: O_o Eomer: me own sister Eomer: who would've known Gimli: you maybe? Eomer: quiet dwarf Aragorn sends, "ok maybe not...very confused" You send, "lol" to Aragorn. Frodo: ugh that spider stun/DOT combo lasts forever Samwise: we've only got 10 minutes to complete the quest Frodo: let's go Gollum sends, "they do not know what lies ahead" Gollum sends, "with quest so bugged and rezzers dead!" You send, "???" to Gollum. Gollum sends, "mt sorry" Eomer: door 1 down Eomer: door 1 down Pippin: this is NOT going well Gandalf: give Aragorn more time! Gandalf: wait... Meriadoc: omg Eomer: INC GHOSTS! Gandalf: DO NOT ATTACK GHOSTS! Gandalf: DO NOT ATTACK GHOSTS! Gandalf: orcs only!! Aragorn: kk back Aragorn: how'd i do? Gimli: woot! IRC x-realmer for teh win! Gandalf: deus ex machina saves the day! Aragorn: whatever works Aragorn: just be rdy for "WTF nice Gondor/Army of the Dead crossteam" posts on VN tomorrow Gandalf: well, we won Gimli: now what? Aragorn: now i think it's in our best tactical interests to go camp Mordor's PK. Eomer: WOOT RPS Samwise: LS93 Samwise: SLksing KDJd Samwise: o39king Llsiity ZLSm Aragorn: Sam? Aragorn: i think your keyboard broken Gimli: or he's been smoking that Longbottom leaf again Samwise: gollum is trying to grief our ML9 run! Gollum: i wants it!!! Gimli: appeal him Frodo: no, don't appeal sam! Frodo: he's just misunderstood! give him a chance Frodo: deep inside, he has a good heart --- OWWWWW Gollum: mmmmm you have good finger Gollum: oops Gollum: hot fire Gollum: bye bye Gollum was just killed! Samwise: you up mr. frodo? Frodo: yes, barely. Frodo: gollum's teeth procced a disease though. :( Frodo: ticking hard on me Pippin: The eagles are coming!! Pippin: To save you! Gimli: ?? Gimli: is that an RA? summon KSj2ing eagles? Aragorn: ML ability i think. no complaints here Gandalf: score 2 for deus ex machina! Gandalf: 3 if you count Helm's Deep last week Eomer: OMG that HD fight was awesome Eomer: dinged 8L1 there Aragorn: so did you get credit despite gollum? Frodo: checking... Frodo: yup! Eomer: PVE whores Eomer: TOA sucks Eomer: btw i need help getting Battler and scrolls tomorrow Eomer: plz help Aragorn: well grats to the 1st ML9ers in the world of men! Samwise: world of hobbits, if you please, mr. Aragorn Aragorn: bah Aragorn is my 1st name Aragorn: call me Mr. Son of Arathorn :P Aragorn: afk sec Aragorn: gotta go...meeting Arwen for dinner Eowyn: i thought she moved out west :( Aragorn: thx for grp! Aragorn has left the battle-group! Gimli: later bro Legolas: fare thee well Gandalf: lates Gimli: so Gimli: now what? Gimli: anyone left? Gimli: i guess that's it :P Elrond: I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson. Gimli: ?? Legolas: ? Elrond: bah wrong chat Elrond: mt sorry Pippin: anyone want to do the Hobbits' Embrace quest? Meriadoc: sure, i'm in Samwise: the Uncontrollable Sobbing quest starts near there, too Frodo: ok, meet you all at the docks Frodo: need your skiff Gand, if you can spare it Gandalf: oh what the hell Gandalf: save me a spot Frodo: ;) __________________ Tyrfiel :: 50 Ranger :: Raven Ardent :: LGM Fletcher :: The Black Company :: Merlin /ignore "Archers suck!" posts Last edited by Tyrfiel on 15-01-2004 at 06:16 PM --------------------------------------------------- Posted with Tyrfiel's permission on Camelot Addict Web Comics: www.camelotaddict.com